This chick sluts it up on myspace like every other common whore, and ends up getting a reality show on MTV. And they could actually find people to date her?
I cannot and will not do Tila Tequila. And not because she is talentless, vapid, has a preemie forehead, or even because her show is stupid. But because she’s encouraging myspace coonery in the masses. I have a myspace account for the sole purpose of looking at the tomfoolery that is some desperate folks’ pages. Yes, if you have a promiscuous profile picture, a profile survey that reveals any of your sluttery, or even too many glittery-looking appliqués, then I’m talking about you. Yes, if you take pictures with your friends in your trampwear, posing like a porn star and mentioning that this will be a great myspace picture (which i've hear far too many times), then I'm talking to you. Actually, if you actively use a myspace account period, I’m talking about you. Get with the times and get on facebook.
But I digress. Tila’s inability to properly enunciate a word, let alone a sentence, it evidence that instead of building her page and amassing millions of friends, she should have been studying for her GED. Now look at where she is: on a reality TV show on MTV, “dating” a bunch of losers/stalkers, and (I think) seriously hoping that she finds “true love”. I mean, that has to be all shes doing, because if she gets a second show, then I’ll know that MTV is in more trouble that I originally though. The real issue is that America is in trouble. Tila Tequila, Flavor of Love, Soul Plane, Fox News . . . where is this country headed?
If you have any sense, boycott Tila Tequila and Myspace. You also may want to boycott Tila Tequila because there is one scene when she gets out of the pool and all her make up has rubbed off. All I can say is that someone in production has it out for her, because that shot right there might have ruined what little “career” she had left. I guess its back to Sonic for Tila. See ya in the trailer park, love.
I cannot and will not do Tila Tequila. And not because she is talentless, vapid, has a preemie forehead, or even because her show is stupid. But because she’s encouraging myspace coonery in the masses. I have a myspace account for the sole purpose of looking at the tomfoolery that is some desperate folks’ pages. Yes, if you have a promiscuous profile picture, a profile survey that reveals any of your sluttery, or even too many glittery-looking appliqués, then I’m talking about you. Yes, if you take pictures with your friends in your trampwear, posing like a porn star and mentioning that this will be a great myspace picture (which i've hear far too many times), then I'm talking to you. Actually, if you actively use a myspace account period, I’m talking about you. Get with the times and get on facebook.
But I digress. Tila’s inability to properly enunciate a word, let alone a sentence, it evidence that instead of building her page and amassing millions of friends, she should have been studying for her GED. Now look at where she is: on a reality TV show on MTV, “dating” a bunch of losers/stalkers, and (I think) seriously hoping that she finds “true love”. I mean, that has to be all shes doing, because if she gets a second show, then I’ll know that MTV is in more trouble that I originally though. The real issue is that America is in trouble. Tila Tequila, Flavor of Love, Soul Plane, Fox News . . . where is this country headed?
If you have any sense, boycott Tila Tequila and Myspace. You also may want to boycott Tila Tequila because there is one scene when she gets out of the pool and all her make up has rubbed off. All I can say is that someone in production has it out for her, because that shot right there might have ruined what little “career” she had left. I guess its back to Sonic for Tila. See ya in the trailer park, love.
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