Tracy Edmonds is the hustler of the year. She and Babyface divorced earlier this year, and Tracy was on her game like a true hustler is. Sure, she has plenty of her own money as a result of various entertainment companies she’s started, but like a true workaholic and overachiever, Tracy wasn’t going to take the loss of Babyface’s assets sitting down. After seemingly no time after the announcement of her divorce, Tracy started up showing to events with Eddie Murphy.
I know they’ve been together for almost a year now, and the shock has worn off, but think about it: Tracy Edmonds is dating Eddie Murphy. Babyface’s ex-wife started dating Eddie Murphy as soon as she signed those divorce papers. Now, Eddie is a talented actor whose heyday was in the 80s, but he too is a hustler—never to be out of work, Eddie does voiceovers for animation (Shrek), classic black films (Dreamgirls and Boomerang), and even more questionable films like Norbit. Keep in mind though, that Eddie has about a thousand kids to feed. So he’s gonna do movies until the day he dies, no matter how tragic or embarrassing they may be.
But Tracy isn’t worried about all the kids. Or that pesky little transvestite rumour. Or the fact that Charlie Murphy says God-knows-what at family dinners. But what she does need to worry about is the one thing that Eddie’s done that I just can’t get over.
My sister and I are fond of breaking out in song, and one of our favorite songs to sing is the 80s classic, “Party all the time”, which can be seen here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=m5LX16zia2k. Could you ever look your husband in the eyes if he had written and sung this song? And was so serious? At any rate, Tracy doesn’t care. The two are allegedly getting married sometime early in the new year, and I respect Tracy’s gangsta. Not to be outhustled, within a year, she’s gotten a divorce, decided to be Eddie Murphy’s beard, and shook all the haters off. Congrats Tracy.
I know they’ve been together for almost a year now, and the shock has worn off, but think about it: Tracy Edmonds is dating Eddie Murphy. Babyface’s ex-wife started dating Eddie Murphy as soon as she signed those divorce papers. Now, Eddie is a talented actor whose heyday was in the 80s, but he too is a hustler—never to be out of work, Eddie does voiceovers for animation (Shrek), classic black films (Dreamgirls and Boomerang), and even more questionable films like Norbit. Keep in mind though, that Eddie has about a thousand kids to feed. So he’s gonna do movies until the day he dies, no matter how tragic or embarrassing they may be.
But Tracy isn’t worried about all the kids. Or that pesky little transvestite rumour. Or the fact that Charlie Murphy says God-knows-what at family dinners. But what she does need to worry about is the one thing that Eddie’s done that I just can’t get over.
My sister and I are fond of breaking out in song, and one of our favorite songs to sing is the 80s classic, “Party all the time”, which can be seen here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=m5LX16zia2k. Could you ever look your husband in the eyes if he had written and sung this song? And was so serious? At any rate, Tracy doesn’t care. The two are allegedly getting married sometime early in the new year, and I respect Tracy’s gangsta. Not to be outhustled, within a year, she’s gotten a divorce, decided to be Eddie Murphy’s beard, and shook all the haters off. Congrats Tracy.
3 comments:
Boomerang is not a classic.
"Party All The Time" is the truth!
Nana, you are too funny!!!!! You should update this post since Hustler T has now split up from Eddie after a fake wedding in Bora Bora. And maybe it wasn't the fact that he yells at her in public or expects her to wear makeup whether awake or asleep - perhaps she viewed Party All the Time again and realized that she had one last chance to save herself. And girlfriend sure did, even though she risked looking like an idiot for staying with a man who didn't have the balls or decency to claim his own child.
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